Friday, February 10, 2006

Pebbles

I woke up this morning and felt a little strange. I didn't get much sleep last night, so I did not think to much of it. I stumbled around and got the things I needed to bring down to the restroom for a shower. At that moment I decided I had to pee.

Now at the urinal, I proceeded and soon was under the impression that, although it looked like liquid, I was actually peeing molton magma. No big deal I thought. Must be a little dehidrated. With that thought in my head, all of a sudden I realized the flow had stoped but I still felt as if I was urinating. My God, something was blocking the passage way. I didn't have enough pressure to get it through. I realized I had a prostate infection and was once again experiencing the worst of it.

After drinking 64oz of water, and 35 minutes later, I was finally able to push the pebbles though. Another 49oz oz of water, and 4 hours later, I now feel violated and drained.

3 comments:

katohater said...

thanks for sharing.

no, seriously, my turkey sandwich tasted much better while reading that.

if only i could get you to fedex me a cupcake.

Jaime said...

Love the pic...I imagine that's exactly what you looked like standing at the urinal.

You know...if I imagined that sort of thing...which I don't.

David said...

I was