Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Ted Tired. Ted go home now.

Well, I am pretty much done, and the things that I don't have done...well...I'm just not gonna do right now. I have spent the last two days packing and moving most of my stuff to another dorm room one building over. Why would I do such a thing? Don't ask that question, stupid! The answer is obvious. I have spent two days moving all my stuff just so that I can move it back in three months. No one will be staying in my room while I am gone. They just want me out. Either way, I wouldn't care all that much if I didn't have chronic back problems that could flare up at any moment. To make matters worse, kicking up all this dust, and with whatever the heck is going on outside, I have had the worse alergy attack since the night shedu and crazymom met. I think I will shortly overdose on my meds again and lay down and reminice about that night. At least I will get the sleep I need. Oh yeah, The reason that I was posting was to tell ya'll I am coming home, and will be home for the whole summer, so dust off your your neil caps and rold's folds signs.

Monday, May 22, 2006

HASSELHOFF!

Cult Icon Hasselhoff





You are Hasselhoff, the Cult Icon. You revel in your enigmatic and confusing popularity – moreso in the positive aspects of it than the confusing or unclear parts. You are the shining star of the world: more specifically, of Germany. Someday, you will be featured in a ticker-tape parade. Someday!


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Saturday, May 20, 2006

How They guessed the eggplant, I will never know

Your Birthdate: May 19

You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.

Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence

Your weakness: Suspicion of others

Your power color: Eggplant

Your power symbol: Spade

Your power month: October



By the way, It was yestereday you big jerks!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

My Ted Asplode

There is something invigorating and all together terrible about the close of another semester. For instance, I wrote a five page sermon last night and today, "read" 500 pages between a couple of books, and wrote a 5 page paper on them. Oh yeah, I also learned about 100 or so Hebrew words this morning before I took my quiz. I hurt, In the Brain

Friday, May 12, 2006

Does this mean he is not working for 64 tacos anymore?

I love crazy pick up lines.



Hello, beautiful. Haven't seen you around before...and I would definitely remember. Aside from the Buffalo wings, you're the hottest thing in here. I noticed you're all alone. Mind if I sit down? Too late, I'm already on the stool. Anyway, I know you're dying for me to buy you a drink and show you my money clip, but before I do, let's chat a bit.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

There, I said it.

I am sorry about that last post. It was really a box of dead kittens.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Why? I don't know